A man comes home from work and finds his wife lying on the bed, panting.
She says “Honey, call 911, I’m having a heart attack!”
The man runs downstairs to call 911 when his 4 year old son comes up to him and says,
“Daddy, Uncle Ted is hiding in the closet!”
So the man runs up to the bedroom, past his wife, opens the closet, and finds his brother in there.
The man yells “My wife is having a heart attack and you’re running around scaring the children!”