On his deathbed, he looked up and said: “Is my wife here?”
His wife replies: “Yes, dear, I’m here, next to you..”
The Scot goes: “Are my children here?”
“Yes, daddy, we are all here?” say the children.
The Scot: “Are my other relatives also here?”
And they say: “Yes, we are all here…”
The Scot gets up and says: “Then why the heck is the light on in the kitchen?”