A cucumber walks into a bar and tells the bartender to bring him a bottle of scotch and a shot glass, and to do it.
Bartender tells him to hang on he’s with another customer.
The cucumber proceeds to tell him that he doesn’t care, and that he wants the bottle and the shot glass NOW.
Bartender excuses himself, makes his way to the cucumber, and asks him what his deal is.
The cucumber responds with “I’m soon to be a big dill, but first I have. to get pickled.”