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A collision course with his ship

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”

Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”

“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply “Change your course, sir.”

Now the captain is furious “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”

There is one last reply “I’m a lighthouse Your call.”

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