Two cannibals were walling down the street.
They were going to meet with all the other cannibals in their village, but as they’re walking together, one turns to the other and says: “I don’t feel so good.”
The other one goes: “What’s wrong?”
The first one whimpers: “My tummy, it hurts.”
The second one says: “It must have been something you’ve eaten.
Do you remember anything you’ve eaten recently?”
The first one says: “Oh Yeah! I had boiled some of those cross-wearing men in brown clothes yesterday.”
the second one immediately understands, and replies: “I know why your tummy is hurting! You cooked them wrong!”
“I cooked those strange, bald-on-the-top-of-their-heads-men wrong? What did I do?”
“Those are friars.”