This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have make love:
wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell you.
husband: we’re married now, u can tell me anything.
wife: i’m flat chested.
husband: i don’t believe u..prove it.
So she takes off her shirt.
husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.
wife: we’re married now u can tell me anything.
husband: i’m “weighed like a baby”.
wife: i don’t believe you, prove it.
So he takes off his pants.
wife: i thought u stayed u were weighed like a baby?!
husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!