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This newly wed couple

This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have make love:

wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell you.

husband: we’re married now, u can tell me anything.

wife: i’m flat chested.

husband: i don’t believe u..prove it.

So she takes off her shirt.

husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too.

wife: we’re married now u can tell me anything.

husband: i’m “weighed like a baby”.

wife: i don’t believe you, prove it.

So he takes off his pants.

wife: i thought u stayed u were weighed like a baby?!

husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!


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