This man goes into the doctor

This man goes into the doctor with his ring-hole in a terrible state, really bad now.

Doctor: “What happened to you?”

He says: “I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!”

Doctor: “But I don’t understand. Elephant penises are very narrow and couldn’t cause that much damage!”

He says “Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!”