The young lady entered the doctor office

The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant.

“Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.”

The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the lady’s melons.

He then unbuttoned her corset, removed the corset and began powerfully taste it on one melons.

“Young lady,” he finally announced, “no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven’t any milk!”

“Of course not!” she shrieked.

“It’s not my child, it’s my sister’s!”