The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.
The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over.
I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.”
The boss pressed on, “Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?”
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, “My lawyer.”