As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth.
I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.
All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women.
And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”
His wife looked at him calmly and said,
“Why do you think I gave you the poison?”