Teacher fell asleep in class

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?”

Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”

Little boy: “What were you doing sir?”

Teacher: “I was talking to God.”

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…

Teacher: “young man, you are sleeping in my class.”

Little boy: “No not me sir,I am not sleeping.”

Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”

Little boy: “I was talking to God.”

Angry teacher: “What did He say??”

Little boy: “God said He never spoke to you yesterday.”