Sally called their insurance agent

Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000.

“Hold on just a second there, that’s not the way it works. First, we’ll send out an adjuster to assess the damage,
then we’ll provide you with a replacement barn, just like the original,” stated the agent.

After a lengthy pause,

Sally replied, “What! Well, if that’s the way it works, cancel the life insurance on my husband immediately.”