Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist,

“we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”

“But I could be dead by then!”

“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.”

Patient: “Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”

Nurse: “Have you seen a doctor?”

Patient: “No, just spots.”

Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.