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Cancel your credit cards before you

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening – customer service, being what it is today!

A lady died this past January, and ANZ bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and

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Then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00.

A family member placed a call to the ANZ Bank: Family Member:

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‘I am calling to tell you that she died in January.’ ANZ:

‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’

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Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.’

ANZ:  Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’

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Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’

ANZ: ‘Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’

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Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’

ANZ: ‘Excuse me?’

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Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was telling you .

The part about her being dead?’

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ANZ: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’ Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: ‘I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.’

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ANZ: ‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’

Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’

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ANZ: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’

Family Member: No, I’m her great nephew.’

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ANZ: ‘Could you fax us a certificate of death?’

Family Member: ‘Sure.’ After they get the fax:

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ANZ: ‘Our system just isn’t set up for death I don’t know what more I can do to help.’

Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her I don’t think she will care…’

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ANZ: ‘Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.’

Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’

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ANZ: ‘That might help..’

Family Member: ‘ Rookwood Memorial Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number 1049.’

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ANZ: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’

Family Member:Well, what..

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