A very tall man walks into a bar

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

“What’s that?” the lady questions again.

“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his willy he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

“You didn’t tell me you had AIDS!” the lady screams.

“No, no! Calm down,” the man replies.

“This will say ADIDAS in a minute.”