A simpleton was canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood looking for handyman work.
He went to one house and asked if there were any jobs for him to do.
“How much to paint my porch?”, asked the homeowner.
“$50,” he replied.
The homeowner agreed and gave him the paint and ladders he would need.
Inside the homeowners wife asked
“Does he realise just how big the porch is?”
The homeowner replied “He should. He was just standing on it.”
A little later, the guy came to collect his money.
“Finished already?” the homeowner asked.
“Yup,” the guy answered. “I even had enough paint to give it two coats.”
Impressed, the homeowner paid him the $50.
“By the way,” the guy added. “It’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”