A old lady gets on a bus

An old lady gets on a bus.

She sits in the only available seat, next to two guys with thick accents.

She can’t help but overhear the conversation: “Emma comes first.

Then I come, by two ases.

Next, I come again, with the two ases.

Then, I come and pee twice.

“In the end, I come all alone.”

The woman turns around, having heard enough.

“Young man,” she screams,

“This is a public bus and I am dignified lady and I have no interest in hearing this filth that you are spewing! Would you please be quiet!”

And the guy says “Lady, I’ll try to keep it down, but it’s exactly filthy to spell Mississippi.”