A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked the doctor.
“Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.
When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s bum.
I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake.”
The doctor looked puzzled and asked, “What mistake was that?”
“I said ‘Hey this looks like yours Hun!'”