Clean Jokes A guy in a bar stands up and says share it share it pin it A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” The second guy says, “No. I’m an bastard.” Related Topics: Up Next A blonde is walking down Don't Miss A blonde and a brunette are skydiving Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes7 hours ago A blonde phoned police to report Clean Jokes8 hours ago A man stumbles out of a bar Naughty Jokes8 hours ago A blonde try horseback riding Funny Jokes1 year ago A woman is at the funeral Funny Jokes1 year ago A man returns home early from work Naughty Jokes1 year ago A old man and old woman