Clean Jokes A guy in a bar stands up and says share it share it pin it A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?” The second guy says, “No. I’m an bastard.” Related Topics: Up Next A blonde is walking down Don't Miss A blonde and a brunette are skydiving Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes2 weeks ago Two blondes were walking down the street Clean Jokes2 weeks ago Two friends were standing in a bank Funny Jokes2 weeks ago A little girl was out with her Grandmother Funny Jokes3 years ago A woman is at the funeral Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old man and old woman Funny Jokes2 years ago A man returns home early from work