Funny Jokes Johnny was sitting on the bench share it share it pin it Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?” Johnny replied, “No, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.” Related Topics: Up Next A family is at the dinner table Don't Miss A man was being interviewed for a job Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Funny Jokes2 months ago Two blondes were walking down the street Clean Jokes2 months ago Two friends were standing in a bank Funny Jokes2 months ago A little girl was out with her Grandmother Funny Jokes3 years ago A woman is at the funeral Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old man and old woman Funny Jokes3 years ago A man returns home early from work