Naughty Jokes
Husband sent a text to wife
Husband sent a text to wife at night, “Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”