A lady lost her handbag.
It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it.
Now there are twenty $1 bills.”
The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady.
The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”