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A Irishman was terribly overweight


An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day … And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.’

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

‘That’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’

The Irishman nodded: ‘I’ll tell you what though, I taut I were going to drop dead on date third day.’

‘You mean from the hunger?’ asked the doctor.

‘No, from the skipping!’

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