Speeding Ticket driving too fast

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.

Man: No, I wasn’t.

Officer: Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.

Man: But I wasn’t speeding.

Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you an idiot?

Officer: Yes, you would.

Man: What if I just thought that you were?

Officer: I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.

Man: Fine, I think you’re an idiot!