A senior citizen said to his old buddy

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

“So I hear you are getting married?”

“Yep!”

“Do I know her?”

“Nope!”

“This woman, is she good looking?”

“Not really.”

“Is she a good cook?”

“Naw, she can not cook too well.”

“Does she have lots of money?”

“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”

“Well, then, is she good in bed?”

“I do not know.”

“Why in the world you want to marry her then?”

“Because she can still drive!”