A dying Scotsman

On his deathbed, he looked up and said: “Is my wife here?”

His wife replies: “Yes, dear, I’m here, next to you..”

The Scot goes: “Are my children here?”

“Yes, daddy, we are all here?” say the children.

The Scot: “Are my other relatives also here?”

And they say: “Yes, we are all here…”

The Scot gets up and says: “Then why the heck is the light on in the kitchen?”