A woman said to her husband

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”

“Of course I do!” he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang.

When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1pm the doorbell rang again.

This time, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

When he did, she exclaimed, “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!

I’ve never had a more wonderful Columbus Day in my life.”