A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer I know I was speeding but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a undressed woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”