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A man goes to police to report


A man goes to police to report his missing wife.

Man: I lost my wife (misty).

Inspector: What is her height.

Man; I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy.

Man: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes.

Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair.

Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing.

Man: I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????

Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is lightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying.

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !

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