Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you The first joke can only be told by someone.
Call up a friend and say “Hey man/woman, i got a joke and it’s a two partner.
The first part of the joke is, what has a small and hangs down?”
Regardless of their answer, it’s a bat.
Then say, “What has a big and hangs up?” And hang up the phone.
THIS IS THE SECOND JOKE, A BAR BET
Tell someone “I bet you a dollar/drink I know a song with your name in it.”
Regardless of their answer, it’s
“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear
Happy birthday to you!”