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So there’s an owl and a lizard

So there’s an owl and a lizard smoking weed together up in a tree.

Then after about 20 minutes of smoking, the lizard all high says man I really need a drink of water.

So the lizard stumbles down out of the tree and to the waters edge, he goes to take a drink and falls in,

with the lizard panicking an alligator picks him up and sets him safely back on shore then asks the lizard what the hell is wrong with him and he tells the alligator about him and the owl smoking weed in the tree together.

So the alligator walks over to the tree to give the owl a piece of his mind, and when he gets to the tree he yells up at the owl,

the owl looks down and rubs his eyes and says WOOOO MAN HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!

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