Two drunks were lost in the middle of the ocean
The pair had been adrift for six days in a life boat with no water or food,
they hadn’t seen any ships or aircraft, and worst of all they had completely run out of beer three days before,
the two had nearly given up hope when suddenly they came across an ancient looking bottle,
they pulled it out of the water and tried to wipe off its label,
When they wiped it off a genie emerged from the bottle and told them that they were to be given one wish and one wish alone,
the first drunk looked at the other with a smile on his face and said,
“Finally my friend we can go home! We can get off this boat and see our fami”..
the first drunk didn’t even have time to finish his sentence when the second one shouted out
“I WISH THAT THE ENTIRE OCEAN WAS MADE OF BEER!”
The genie said “wish granted,” snapped his fingers and turned the entire ocean into beer,
then disappears as the bottle turns to dust,
the first drunk looks at the other with the most furious expression on his face and screams
“YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH NOW WE HAVE TO PISS IN THE BOAT!