A elderly couple are walking down a country road one day and they see a man standing next to a plane with a sign that says “Plane Rides $5”
The old woman looks at her husband and says “Earl, let’s go up in the plane”
Earl replies “Ethel $5 is $5, maybe next time.”
And on they went.
Fast forward 3 weeks, same couple same plane.
“Oh Earl let’s do the plane ride today “
Earl replies “Ethel $5 is $5 , maybe next time.”
The pilot interrupts and says “I’ve seen you two every day for 3 weeks and its always the same so I’ll make you a deal,
if you and your wife can go the whole ride without making a sound, I’ll give you the ride for free.”
Earl looks at Ethel and says “Deal”
And off they went.
They’re up in the plane and haven’t made a sound so the pilot starts pulling out every trick in the book, loops and barrel rolls, nose dives and stalls and still the two dont make a sound.
Defeated the pilot lands and everyone gets out.
“Man I thought for sure I’d have you holler’n doing all them flips and such”
Earl replies “Well I was gonna say something when Ethel fell out but $5 is $5”.