Six Old Ladies Naked On The Grass

One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

“Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?”

“Yes,” he said.

“They are retired prostitutes and they’re having a yard sale!”