“How are you mate?”
“Yeah, I’m okay. But do me a favor mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.
”I went upstairs and found his two gorgeous 21-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed.
I said “Your dad’s sent me up here to have bing bang with both of you.
They respond “Get away with ya… Prove it.
”I shouted downstairs “Hey, mate! Both of them?
”He shouted back “Of course both of them! What’s the point in fukking one?”